Have you ever done something that you instantly regret?
Sure you have. Actually I usually do it on a daily basis, but today's "oh mylanta what the hell was I thinking moment" came to me in the form of scissors and my willingness to let them go apeshit on my head.
I really did want to get my hair cut short, I did. I did the necessary research, ie: I photoshoped my head into an "instant styler" program and got an idea of what I might come out looking like.
THAT IS NOT REAL LIFE PEOPLE!
Ok, so it's not Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta short, but I'm still adjusting because I haven't sported this length since I was incapable of using the big kid's potty. Ironically though it has somehow added ten years to my face because when I went to buy cigarettes (yes, mid-meltdown I caved) I wasn't carded.
I get carded for trying to buy milk.
So this is a good or bad thing, I have yet to decide.
I'm definetly in my first stage of grief; denial. Hopefully I reach acceptance sometime before New Years Eve because when I reach stage 4 (depression) it's gonna be really hard to leave the house...
2 comments:
Can you link to that instant styler program? I need something like that in my life. I've actually been looking for a program like that for a while.
omg jnel...you are so hilarious.
i miss you so much:(
the instant styler has done me a disservice too...my hair looks nothing like katie holmes.
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