The Book of the Face

I just had an epiphany! Oh this is so great, why didn't I see it before?
I was watching E! the other day, don't judge, and they were talking about how when some celebrities, whose names escape me right now, called it splitsville that they issued a public statement (oh I think it was Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake). Then I got to thinking, I want to be soooo important that when I breakup with someone it requires some kind of public statement.
Then I realized....FACEBOOK!!! Every time you get together with someone or kick them to the curb EVERYONE hears about it on their newsfeed! I mean come on you advertised your hookup in the first place (and I'm not knocking it, I would totally do it too if I were in a relationship...which means it's never going to happen) you KNOW that you want everyone to know when you're back on the market too.
We all should bask in the fact that Facebook has turned everyone into local celebrities...go on, bask.